A Bolivian joke

This blog normally avoids any kind of humour, reflecting my deadly serious personality and the fact that I do not normally ‘get’ Bolivian jokes. However, I am making an exception.

• In Japan, where they eat little fatty food, the heart attack rate is lower than in the United Kingdom and United States
• On the other hand, in France, where they consume lots of fatty food, the heart attack rate is lower than in the United Kingdom and United States
• In India, where hardly anyone drinks red wine, the heart attack rate is lower than in the United Kingdom and United States
• In Spain, where they drink lots of red wine and eat far too much chorizo, the heart attack rate is lower than in the United Kingdom and United States
• In Algeria, where few people make love, the heart attack rate is lower than in the United Kingdom and United States
• In Brazil, where everyone is making love all the time, the heart attack rate is lower than in the United Kingdom and United States

Conclusion: don't worry about what you drink, what you eat, having lots of sex and generally being happy.... what kills is speaking English.